
THE SONG THAT MADE DOO GRIN
Doo Lynn was never one for spotlight or glitter. Nashville might have called his wife a queen, but to him, Loretta was still the girl who burned biscuits in that little cabin in Kentucky and sang while hanging laundry in the wind. Fame didn’t change her much — though the world around her sure did. But every now and then, Nashville would send something across the radio waves that made even Doo, a man of few words and fewer compliments, grin from ear to ear.
One hot afternoon, he was driving his pickup down Highway 13 when the DJ announced a new duet by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty. The title alone — “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” — made him chuckle. But the moment Loretta’s voice came through the static, teasing, warm, and perfectly honest, Doo nearly choked on his coffee. By the time Conway fired back with that playful drawl of his, Doo had to pull the truck to the side of the road, laughing so hard the steering wheel shook.
It wasn’t just the humor — it was the truth in it. The kind of truth married folks understood without explanation. That evening, when Loretta came home from the studio, Doo was waiting on the porch, arms crossed, grin wide.
“Woman,” he said, “you and that Twitty fella just told the truth better than any preacher I’ve ever heard.”
Loretta laughed, brushing her hair from her eyes. “Well, Doo, somebody’s got to keep marriage honest. Might as well be us.”
The song went on to become one of their most beloved duets — not because it was polished or romantic, but because it wasn’t. It was real. It was the sound of two people poking fun at love, aging, and each other, the way couples do after decades together.
Doo never said much about fame, but whenever “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” played on the radio, he’d turn it up just a little louder — and that quiet smile would spread across his face again. To him, it wasn’t just a hit song. It was Loretta’s way of saying that no matter how bright the lights got, she still sang from the same place she always had — home.
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Lyrics
You’re the reason I’m ridin’ ’round on recapped tyres
An’ you’re the reason I’m hangin’ our clothes outside on walls
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Ah, but looks ain’t everything
And money ain’t everything
But I love you just the same
Well, you’re the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
An’ you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Oh, but looks ain’t everything
And money ain’t everything
But I love you just the same
I guess that we won’t ever have, everything we need
‘Cause when we get ahead, it’s got another mouth to feed
And that’s the reason my good looks and my figure’s gone
And that’s the reason I ain’t got no hair to comb
An’ you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Ah, but looks ain’t everything
And money ain’t everything
But I love you just the same
Conway, why in the devil don’t you gon’
And shave an’ put on a clean pair of pants?
Loretta, look at yourself
I wish you’d take them curlers out of your hair
And go put on a little bit of make up
An’ get out of the housecoat before supper
Ha, well let me tell you somethin’, Conway
Considerin’ everything I went through today
I look like a movie star
Haha, yeah, Ruth Cassidy
Thank you
Besides that
All of our kids took after your part of our family anyway
Oh, they did, huh? What about the one’s that’s bald?
Hahaha
Well, I guess you might say they took after me (hahaha)
